It was distressing at school today. I should have went to the doctor and get a MC, so that I need not turn up for school today... Well, anyway this is my tale...

I laughed too hard today, when the science teacher mentioned the canal successively five times in one sentence. Mann chill it, it was just that he faked an angmor accent while he pronounced the word, and that Asian-trying-to-be-caucasian diction just had a peculiar inkling of perversion. Ok, it's just me, don't go to your father and demand him to say 'vagina' five times. I assure you he'll smack you!

JJ Chen did an ancient love dance during ACC. He warbled an ancient chinese love poem, Fei Yu Qing-style. As he scaled the lake of BAI PO, on an imaginary boat, with his fictitious oar, in search for his quixotic foxy babe. I must say, not bad for a seven decade old teacher to actually yodle this epic chinese composition in a sonorous voice. ( actually i didn't mess up in ACC...hehheh:) )


I lost my unique artistic touch during ART! The first elongated ten minutes were spent trying to synthesize the broken pieces of my spastic mind, as I quickly put my dopey thoughts to my 2B, hoping to at least impress the exquisite NanZheng.

AND THERE CAME ENGLISH!! I was squarely beaten by 'Justice'. Imagine sitting for an impromtu timed Compo Practice. TheMasker sticked to the sagacious ethics of narrative, and barely managed to proficiently crap out a masterpiece. ( note that it is crapped out...) I am so gonna be the subject of Ms Hua's humiliation tomorrow... Sigh..


IMBAH FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE... THIS GUY IS GOD



ps: finally able to post pictures on blog...